Prophet Odumeje And His Funny Slangs

Recently Prophet Dr. Chukwuemeka  Ohanaemere aka Prophet Odumeje has been making the news, he is famous for a lot of reasons, some persons say they love his slangs, others his dance, his feeling of self above others, his comics, his preaching, and his questionable healing/deliverance methods, and his songs. 

A number of persons attend his church for a variety of reasons; we have compiled some of the funny slangs Prophet Odumeje is notorious for.

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• I am the liquid metal, the indaboski pahose,  the dabus kabah, the rebadu, the supre and the lamande, I am the bitoshe, I am the war himself, I am the fight, I am thebattle and I am the liquid metal
• I play (Pray) but my joke is too dangerous, I smile but my smile is too dangerlous, I am coat of many colors, I am not a man of many stories, I have evidences, When you say I am a shoe maker, then you bring to me your evidences that make you to be better than me, you are just a noise maker. 
• I shall be a voice that speak rouder for the Christianity, I shall be a terror that the kingdom of darkness shall fear, fear Everyone can never be preaching love, I’m not a man of preacher of love, am a war, I am a fight, I am the indaboski Pahose.
• Wherever you are, Are you in Ulop, Are you Emericar, are you in UK, are you in shina, Colonial Vilusi will never see lion family
• Oh God of money, They say Igbo people are the people that love money, now locate them , , I say money rocate them, Euro rocate them, ponds and dorra rocate them. 
• I can be bold to dance madiness and ladical rike my father davis to our lord jesus Christ than to be ashamed to dance before God, and when you dance ladical they say this guy is stupid, but when you dance ladical in a club they say you are a guy, you kill it, nwanne you kill it, you did not kill it, you are a disappointment. 
• The penis of the man, the manhood, the sucrutum, is not working, no performance, no demonstration, no action, no activities, no movies
• Ebube gelato 
• That’s why I told you don’t correct me, if I carry somebody knack on a shair, don’t ask me man of God, this is not the way we are doing mirekle, who born you, where do you come from, What do you know about spiritual, you talk when a dead man talking, who born you, you that comment on my miracles, you no de fear, you will die lecklessly, you don’t enter to my miracle to talk
• I am not a preacher, I am not a pastor, I am not a father, reverend father, I am a liquid metal
• I die many years ago, like my father die 2000 years ago, the almighty Jesus, my father die and lesuleted, that is why he is still alive today, I die too that is why I am a dead man, like father like son. 
• Young mens and their fellow young mens are doing things with fellow young mens, who go marry other womens
• Whar I am is whar I show people, everything I speak is who I am, I don’t hide myself, I don’t pretend, nwanne idaa anu ife, idaa afu uzo, Ana aza call na sambisa forest, maka gini, maka onwu mmadu, Ana ahu oka na filling station, onye battery foro one bar, ona agba game.
• And he said to you, Let them have gominion over the fitches, over the fishes of the sea, and over the froze of the air, and over the ghettos and over all the earth and everything that crippling, cripping things that crippet upon the earth. 

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